Take Your Wife Out

A cyclone hit the Goldstein house just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which Selma and Irving slept, and set them down gently in the next county.

Selma began to cry.

"Don't be scared, Selma," Irving said. "We're not hurt."

Selma continued to cry. "I'm not scared," she responded between sobs.

"I'm happy. This is the first time in 14 years we've been out together."

Sorry

From an email I recently sent...

There was a popular movie in the 70's called "Love Story". It was about a rich Waspy kid from Harvard who fell in love with a poor Italian girl from a broken home. His father was vehemently opposed to the relationship. At the end of the movie - she died. [I cried hard]. His father came and met him in the hospital parking lot and said "I'm sorry". The son said "Love means never having to say your sorry".

 

That is utter nonsense. Love means always having to say your sorry......:-)